PRUNO
Better than commissary snacks...And way harder to smuggle.
THE GOODS
THE FIRST TASTE OF FREEDOM IS COMING.
DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU.
AS A SHOUT OUT TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN DOWN FOR YEARS A DELICIOUSLY SWEET BEVERAGE WITH A HEFTY 8% ALCOHOL CONTENT PERFECT FOR THOSE WHO LIKE THEIR DRINKS WITH A LITTLE EXTRA PUNCH CRAFTED FROM A REFRESHING BLEND OF SMUGGLED CHOW HALL FRUIT FAVORITES AND WHITE SPIRITS
GIVING PROPS TO FELONS WHO ONLY DID A BRIEF STINT WE HAVE THIS 4% ABV NON-CARBONATED BEVERAGE A SWEETER OPTION WITH A LIGHTER ALCOHOL CONTENT, MAKING IT DANGEROUSLY EASY TO DRINK DOWN FAST. IT'S THE KIND OF DRINK WHERE, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'RE REACHING FOR ANOTHER ROUND, BECAUSE WHY NOT? SMOOTH, SWEET, AND PERFECT FOR THOSE ''ONE MORE CAN'T HURT'' MOMENTS.
FOR THOSE WHO'VE MANAGED TO KEEP A CLEAN RECORD, WE'VE GOT ''NO-BID.'' IT'S ALL THE BOLD, REBELLIOUS FLAVOR OF PRUNO WITHOUT THE BOOZE - PERFECT FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO SOCIALIZE WITH A DRINK IN HAND, FEELING PART OF THE PARTY, WITHOUT ACTUALLY DRINKING. THINK OF IT AS THE DIY OPTION-ADD YOUR OWN SPIRITS AND MAKE IT YOURS! WHETHER YOU'RE PACING YOURSELF OR JUST WANT TO HANG OUT WITH A DRINK THAT'S AS FUN AS IT IS CUSTOMIZABLE, ''NO-BID'' LETS YOU STAY IN THE GAME WITHOUT GOING ALL-IN
FIRST ROUND COMING SOON
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